Home Sweet Home

Exams officially ended last week. YAYYYY!!! And I came back Melaka yesterday thinking of having the comfort of home and mum's cooking.

How wrong I was. My house now in under renovation and my house is in a mess. The things are all chucked to 1 site of the house so that the renovation can be done. The mess is so bad that I had to force my way through the piles of things just to access the computer. And this renovation has also hampered me of good home cooked food. AARRGGHHHH!!!

And this is expected to continue till the next month or so..and that's when my summer course starts. Come on everyone say it with me, "AARRGGGGHHHHH!!!"

On a funnier note (at least I thought it was funny), while I was out with my old Taylors friends (Priscilla, Lentty, Peter and Lentty's bf) to Mid Valley 2weeks ago, we were having a conversation on the current movies we caught up in the cinema when Peter brought up the title Bangkok Dangerous.

Peter: Bangkok Dangerous is so boring. And the movie has a sad ending.
Lentty: Yeah..Pang Bros movies all have have sad endings.
Me: Hmm..if you want happy endings, you should watch Bang Bros.
Peter/Lentty/Priscilla: Laugh their heads out.
Lennty's Bf: *Giving us a 'Don't know what's happening' reaction
(The reason was that he only watches 'Asian' movies)

Haha..HAPPY HOLIDAYS PEOPLE!!

PS- On my obsessions post when I posted a picture of customized AF1, if you see a big fat nose, look again..but if you see a girl bending down, you are on the right track =P

The New Me

I've been typing this post for quite sometime but couldn't finish it as I was in the middle of exams and at the same time my home internet connection got terminated for some weird reason.

Although most of my friends have already known, I'll write bout it anyway. Bout a month or so, I went under the knife to 'beautify' myself. YES..u heard me right! I had undergone a cosmetic surgery so that (in the hope) more girls will turn their head towards me. So how the surgery changed me? Let the pictures below do the explaining.

Before

After

I'm sure all of you are like this right now

=.='

Haha..sorry. I just couldn't help it. But I did went for a cosmetic surgery...not to alter my face but my thighs (NO..not the thing dangling in between) and my hands.

You see besides giving me life, brain (if you think I have any any) and senses, my dad must have taught, "Hmm..I shall give my only son something special, bonus with no extra charges. And so he passed on to me this something called familial multiple lipomas (don't ask me what it is, I'm too lazy to explain but you can read it here). To cut the crap, I've body is infested with lumps of fat, growing on my hands, stomach and thighs which grew more obvious ever since I started working out. For the information of all those shaking their head profusely either in disbelief or just don't believe me, yes I do work out..once in awhile.

My left hand before the surgery. How many 'ball-ball' can you spot?

And so I got it removed. A grand total of 33 lumps were removed. Even the doctor admitted he became restless removing so many. Poor chap. Currently, my hands looks like I've just been attacked by a knife. The doc asked me to drop by for round 2 during the holiday to extract the remaining lumps.

After the op

During my first appointment with the doctor, he told me "Oh, these lumps no need to worry la. Harmless! Only thing is that girls don't like to hold you hand with these lumps there la."

So since I'm 'free', any volunteers? (Girls only please)